Here’s the final set of golf jokes I was emailed. The first lot is here and here is the second lot.
Golf Joke #23- If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint
Golf Joke #24 – It’s easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 AM to mow the yard
Golf Joke #25 – A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
Golf Joke #26 - Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.
Golf Joke #27 – A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are….that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.
Golf Joke #28 – If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
Golf Joke #29 -Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white… They’re sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.
Golf Joke #30 – It’s amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
Golf Joke #31 – If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).
Golf Joke #32 – It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don’t get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and fart if you are performing Brain Surgery!!!!
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