Here’s some more golf jokes I was emailed (the first lot is here)…
Golf Joke #12 – It’s not a gimme if you’re still away.
Golf Joke #13 – The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
Golf Joke #14 – You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time
Golf Joke #15 – If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
Golf Joke #16 – Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
Golf Joke #17 – When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
Golf Joke #18 – Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
Golf Joke #19 – To calculate the speed of a player’s downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap; I.e., back-swing 20 mph, handicap 15, downswing = 300 mph.
Golf Joke #20 – There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.
Golf Joke #21 – Hazards attract; fairways repel.
Golf Joke #22- A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
Tags: golf jokes
November 3rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
After a playing lesson the PRO told the lady ” I think you should take a 2 week break- and after that- give it up”