I was just sent a bunch of golf jokes that I thought I would share with you. Some are funny…others not so much. But read them and you be the judge…
Golf Joke #1 – Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
Golf Joke #2 - Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
Golf Joke #3 – When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
Golf Joke #4 -If you’re afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there..
Golf Joke #5 – The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
Golf Joke #6 – No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
Golf Joke #7 -The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many other errors
Golf Joke #8 – Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
Golf Joke #9 – A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.
Golf Joke #10 – It is surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt. For a 10.
Golf Joke #11 – Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
Notice a lot of those “golf jokes” have an element of truth to them. 
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